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Money Demotivational Poster


TAGS: cards poker money cat p****
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am, #228445
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am, #228418

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm, #228374

S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...

DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.

TAGS: debt money slavery
Rating: 4.16/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:43 pm, #227582
COLLEGES TO STUDENTS. "Uh, you see kids, Lincon was just kidding about that whole 'Emancipation Prclamation' thing."


TAGS: piggy bank money pile
Rating: 4.49/5

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kellyvanrijn - August 19, 2011, 8:24 pm, #223220
However, money can buy spelling lessons...

I'LL BUY ONE - with my round metal currency

TAGS: banana money stupid
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 7, 2012, 11:32 pm, #237069
It's a herb i tells ya...

WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money

CAPITALISM - at its finest


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am, #226986
So very true.

CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.

TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm, #228295
do they do these suits for men t55 ?


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm, #236485
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's

CHOICE - True Love always wins over money But sometimes money buys love

MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.


TAGS: red b***on money greed
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - November 1, 2013, 10:12 pm, #250772
you can only press it once. then you will receive your money and it will be sent to someone else
demon001 - November 1, 2013, 8:46 pm, #250769
Gimmee that d*** b***on, I have a list... Boy, do I have a list!!
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 2:33 pm, #230441
thank you
Sho - February 29, 2012, 6:58 pm, #230386
Nice thinking
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:54 pm, #230381
i'd destroy it
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:37 pm, #230353
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:06 am, #230345
I wouldn't push it. But perhaps I would have the chance to kill the ***k who asks me and get the money.
Derek - February 28, 2012, 11:41 pm, #230324
Ideally, pushing it kills you. Then you are buried with the money. Justice.
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 10:47 pm, #230322
Obviously i would press the b***on. not for the money but because what if i dont press the b***on and the person i would have killed presses it and i died instead? naw im joking its for the money
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:58 pm, #230320
In the movie, the black box with the b***on has no cord, no mechanism, nothing. just the b***on
GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:51 pm, #230318
Never saw the movie, but I think I’d just cut that little cord there…….
Greeny - February 28, 2012, 9:09 pm, #230314
It's a no-brainer; they're going to die anyway
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:40 pm, #230312

"the box"...good movie. the basis being this is a test for all mankind.
RonE - February 28, 2012, 6:09 pm, #230303
since I don't really give a flip about humans.. I'd push it and ask if I could have another to push, keep the money, and just keep bringing them.
Sho - February 28, 2012, 5:03 pm, #230302
Do it, and you will have someone's death on ur conscience.
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:54 pm, #230298
if you don't do it, someone else will do it... and this thought can suppress conscience for some people, especialy at poors.
gas - February 28, 2012, 2:51 pm, #230296
not sure if greed.. or survival instinct xD. 5L




TAGS: money worth strength borrow loan
Rating: 4.61/5

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Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am, #241736
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:01 pm, #241712
You guys are dead on, but…it’s complicated. Thanks for posting this, GB.
Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 9:31 pm, #241710
Yes, that is definately true however America needs to nurse itself back to health before it continues to help others first. Our situation reminds me of The Ottoman Empire which was called "The Sick Man Of Europe" before its eventual collapse.
falloutghoul - December 20, 2012, 8:19 pm, #241707
But the world's strength depends on what the nations of the world can do with each other.


TAGS: gas men money pain
Rating: 4.43/5

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krazyivanthedivine - March 1, 2012, 8:32 pm, #230469
If I could give my firstborn child to rate this 1000L, I would.
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 7:38 pm, #230467
yeah, 5, easy
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:52 pm, #230446
(carebear BANNED)
phantom2romeo - March 1, 2012, 2:09 pm, #230437
is that the premium or supreme pain in the A$$?
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:00 pm, #230436
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:57 pm, #230433
wtf.. who 1 L'd this one? This is solid. Good job Carebear..

R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.

TAGS: death jobs life apple money
Rating: 3.83/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:42 pm, #244023
YOUR world 's not THE world man ; )

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...

TAGS: obama democrats vote election money
Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - February 21, 2009, 1:10 am, #61029
Fool? Who let Mr. T in here? Either way "dumb as a BaH" a little over a month later with the messiah in charge and its even worse. Look how the market is responding to his "stimulus", soaring down past the 7000 mark on the DOW. Good voting choice America.
Box-a-Hammers - January 19, 2009, 10:32 pm, #53174
That's all we have left NOW, fool.
walkerofskies - January 19, 2009, 9:17 pm, #53154
Someone already did this joke. Not as a motifake but the punchline is the same. Mcain lost Obama won, get over yourself and move on. 2 Poddle-lions
lol - October 19, 2008, 11:49 pm, #28845
take that osama! er I mean...nah, leave it.
db - September 22, 2008, 9:55 pm, #22576

THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.


TAGS: murder trust true love money
Rating: 4.54/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 9:34 am, #229256
you gotta l5ve this one :)


TAGS: communism great idea no money
Rating: 4.65/5

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Anonymous2 - January 2, 2011, 11:56 pm, #209004
Socialism works, just not with humans.
eslcity - January 2, 2011, 11:45 am, #208945
I tell my students that socialism is a good idea on paper... "JUST ON PAPER"
rerun - December 30, 2010, 6:36 pm, #208707


IF MONEY TALKS - Maybe we should start listening To what it has to say

TAGS: money
Rating: 4.64/5

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THAT'S WHY - You can not give money to a woman.


TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am, #226150
lol... true

RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!

TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am, #240074
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm, #240052
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.

THIS - Was My Gas Price Solution

MONEY & WOMEN - You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing money!

TAGS: money women
Rating: 3.74/5

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TAGS: money security corruption friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:54 pm, #239723
Hopefully, they straighten it out and give seniors all the benefits they worked for their entire lives. Politicians regardless of affiliation are nothing but cheap crooks....
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:07 pm, #239703
My Sister Just When On S S And Their F--king Her Every Changes They Get It's Not Right !

SWAGGER - The bar has been set

TAGS: no money power or ego here
Rating: 3.75/5

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Airman - December 22, 2009, 6:31 pm, #147422
well thx Mr. Ron.. welcome back!
ronsart - December 22, 2009, 6:27 pm, #147420
perfect! Should be Hall of Fame right now.

TAX MAN - One for you, 19 for me - 'cuz I'm the tax man, yeeeeah I'm the tax maaaan.

TAGS: tax money
Rating: 3.06/5

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beesladesh - October 21, 2009, 1:49 am, #128815
Nice. =D


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.74/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm, #212916
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...

TIME - Unlike money can not be saved, can not be bought or borrowed

TAGS: time money
Rating: 4.3/5

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SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:56 pm, #238047
Life expectancy in the US in 1900 was about 47. Life expectancy in the US today is about 77. Better sanitation and better medical care has bought us about 30 years each.
robbidos - August 3, 2012, 7:26 pm, #238041
False, I sell my time for money all of the ... time :)


The Illuminati -

ENTITLEMENT - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing It was here first.

TAGS: business money entitlement
Rating: 4.44/5

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:54 am, #232707
I know a few (million) people who need a tattoo of this.

TICK TICK TICK - Israel is not going to let this happen

TAGS: my money is on april
Rating: 3.93/5

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me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:53 am, #157381
Agree with June, unless Iran tries to test. Then it would be that night.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am, #157371

I go with June.

TIME IS MONEY - Therefore, ATMs are time machines.


BUDGET PROBLEM'S ? - How Do You Know, You Start To Fantasize About Buying Groceries !

TAGS: money
Rating: 4.68/5

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holymoly - February 25, 2012, 3:39 pm, #230146
No thanks... an extra 35 cents to supersize is out of my budget.... 5 broke a** lions

YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !


TAGS: money power ladies frank jfk
Rating: 4.27/5

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Greeny - September 21, 2011, 11:17 pm, #224480
sooooo nice

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.

TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm, #246027
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm, #224499
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am, #157113
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!

POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought just last November for $700 Million.

TAGS: politics obama acorn money
Rating: 3.54/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:22 am, #165601
That's what it cost Soros to install Obama into the Whitehouse...
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:10 pm, #149025
Not exactly... guess who's paying the mortgage now? If only 'I' could just make the down payment...
knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:43 am, #129608
looks like that was just the down payment...

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE - their deductible was?

TAGS: some people have way too much money
Rating: 3.4/5

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Claire - January 11, 2011, 10:10 pm, #209696
I died a little when I saw #5.
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:58 pm, #209680
#6 proves you can be drunk, stupid AND rich.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:03 pm, #153850
I love how those are all normal accidents with "normal" (as far as their value) costs. Then Wood's is so much higher. Lol. Fame does have it's price, I suppose.
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 7:31 pm, #153307
I got this in an email once. #3 went through a hurricane. and #8 was used in a vintage race in mexico
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:28 pm, #153305
You know what happened to #3 - Bond.
MrRandom - January 20, 2010, 7:15 pm, #153302
What in the hell happened to #3? That poor Ferrari...

MONEY - If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no value.

TAGS: women world money value
Rating: 4.47/5

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Archivis - December 9, 2010, 7:28 am, #206120
5 Money bags

PEOPLE'S KRYPTONITE - the weakness that will make anyone do anything...

TAGS: money
Rating: 4.38/5

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RonE - January 30, 2012, 2:26 am, #228408
Does not matter what kind of economy one lives in. From recorded history, "keeping up with the Jones" can be seen throughout history in all forms of economic government/society.
phantom2romeo - January 30, 2012, 12:56 am, #228402
yes that is the american dream lol
CloudchaserS - January 30, 2012, 12:47 am, #228398
Sometimes I wonder if greed wouldn't be as much of a problem if the economy weren't structured in a way that people are forced to compete on who can make the most profit

YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS - Was you weren't fired. Enjoy.

TAGS: xmas snow money job
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sho - December 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #207588
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 2:40 pm, #207534
i really like this one. =)

CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.

TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

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ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am, #115981
He'd prefer cash, though.


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm, #92783
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm, #92782
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm, #92771
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am, #92744
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


GRRRRRR....... - Where's the money, kid?


TAGS: mitt romney spell money
Rating: 2.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2012, 3:54 pm, #237399
I sure hope not.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2012, 3:46 pm, #237398
I sure hope not.
Swampfox - July 18, 2012, 10:27 am, #237392
Why are the political posters being allowed? Rule change?

666 - That credit score is beast, man.


TAGS: calendar money buy love beatles
Rating: 4.94/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 2:29 pm, #229015
here's a diamond r5ng for you my friend :)


TAGS: weekend friday money job
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - June 27, 2012, 7:30 pm, #236698
chin chin

PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.

BONUS MONEY - Hide it better next time

TAGS: money wife mad
Rating: 4.48/5

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holymoly - January 5, 2012, 5:37 pm, #227301
Thanx Lord....My first poster. was hoping it would be worthy
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm, #227300


HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.

EXCUSE ME - Does anyone have change for a five?

TAGS: money five change
Rating: 3.29/5

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shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:29 pm, #208869
no it wasnt it was from a massive drug dealer bust in like mexico there was money in the walls the cabinets everywhere
rerun - January 7, 2010, 9:24 pm, #151000

this was cash siezed from one of Saddam Hussain "safe rooms"
Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 9:15 pm, #150998
Hmm... Me thinks either A; Drug Money. Or B; Counterfeit. Hard to say it is both, seeing as most people stick to one and let it flourish until caught.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 6:39 pm, #95869
If you're gonna make lame posters, could you find ones that haven't been done 10 times before?


KA-CHING - The other true reason for the Christmas season.



PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - I need a woman who loves me for my money, and who is bad at math.

TAGS: dating money
Rating: 4.83/5

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WTFO - February 14, 2013, 2:11 am, #243466
All is good, brother. Just extremely busy. Hope all is well with you.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:53 am, #243414

lolz...nice to see you wtfo. all good man?


TAGS: inheritance money rich
Rating: 4.77/5

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forseti - May 15, 2011, 3:55 am, #218579
Don't worry! You'll stay poor! 5L ;)


TAGS: money
Rating: 4.69/5

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Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 6:25 am, #220775
Also, what Commi3 said
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 6:24 am, #220774
Nice one..
the1stCOMMI3 - June 29, 2011, 8:58 pm, #220754
F U. I would if I could

ARRESTED MEXICAN DRUG BOSS - Serves him right! I would have quit after I made a few of those stacks.



TAGS: love money fools relationships rat pack
Rating: 4.5/5

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CANADA - October 19, 2010, 3:57 pm, #198975
she sure looks worth it
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:41 pm, #198945

you're a poet and we don't know it. 5L
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:02 am, #198920
yummy, 5L

WEALTH - Money can't buy you happiness, but Poverty can buy you nothing.

TAGS: wealth poor rich money
Rating: 4.38/5

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spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:04 am, #231449
5o true(favoreted)

ECONOMY FAILURE... - ...at least he still has his wallet... just in case.

YOUNG GO-HARD - If you want to know what God thinks about money, look at the people He gives it to.

HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.

AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.

United States Treasury -

TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm, #247556
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm, #247544
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm, #247543
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm, #247510
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm, #247509
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm, #247508
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm, #247503
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm, #247496
Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm, #247495
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm, #247489
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


TAGS: tax time poor poorer poorest money taxes pen paper accountant
Rating: 3.45/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:50 pm, #219370
hahaha... that's a good one ;)

WEALTH - Money can't buy happiness. How's poverty working for you?


TAGS: money
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:16 pm, #259422
nice 'cern!


TAGS: child labor she works hard for the money
Rating: 4.74/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:08 am, #199824
love it.., very original... 5 stinky inner soles...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:20 pm, #199706

omg...didn't see it coming...nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:40 am, #199695
Ouch! 5L

"HONESTLY, OFFICER... - ...it's all just for personal use!"


PAYDAY - It's moments like these That make it all seem worthwhile

AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.

TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am, #113191
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


BITCH - Betta Have My Money!

TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm, #110944
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am, #88255
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am, #20140
South African Rand! Represent!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.

TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am, #193045
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.



Husband & Wife -

TAGS: marriage banking money ***
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:33 pm, #249149
Nope...we're leaving that to your new wife after the big party on Saturday...congrats Mr. & Mrs. Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am, #249127
You guys are seriously f***ing with me today....5L

SILICON VALLEY NET WORTH - Remember when you said you wouldn't go out with him for a million bucks? Well...

THIS GUY - Has more money than you'll see in a lifetime and little girls hearts. Is that demotivational enough?

TAGS: bieber money girls demotivational
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:14 pm, #242949
She stuck with him so that her career went somewhere then dumped him for the better life...young love tis so fickle...bahaha!
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:17 am, #242931
Anyone nuts enough to adore this creature would not have a clue what to do with it when they were alone. Another here today gone tomorrow singer. She chose the states and it is only fair to let her go.
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:53 pm, #235640
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2012, 11:24 am, #235624
That's the only good thing aboot him.
Bull - June 2, 2012, 11:09 am, #235617
nah, for one reason. He's Canadian. ;)


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whenangelsfall - January 8, 2011, 12:16 pm, #209404
You've got it flipped around.. if you never want to see someone again, loan them money.
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:53 pm, #209379
Ain't that true! 5Lincolns!



THEY SAY THAT MONEY CAN BUY YOU HAPPINESS AND LOVE. - I say yes it can and I will prove it. Give me a hundred million dollars and I will make my self happy, I help people and they will be grateful and will love me.

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Swampfox - March 1, 2013, 12:14 am, #243920
The nice thing about prostitution; There is no misunderstanding the relationship.
Sho - February 26, 2013, 6:47 am, #243787
and soon you will be fighting off love with a stick. 4L's

SAVING MONEY - The Redneck Method

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:41 pm, #239958
He-he=he. VG and a 5L.

Health Insurance -

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Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:33 pm, #250327
Though that may be true, I'm sure you could appreciate supply and demand, and as well the fact that not everyone needs an MRI for every little physical problem they have. Plus, not sure if you know, people have to stand in line here in the US, too.
Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:31 pm, #250326
You're right, socialized medicine can't hold a syringe to the s'hitty pseudo-capitalist, for-profit, fascist pharmacracy in the US. Of course, I wouldn't give the Canadian medical establishment anymore credit than it deserves.
curlyrocks - October 10, 2013, 6:27 pm, #250316
Cannabal would never trash the Canadian health system, but I will. There are more MRI machines in NY to cater to Canadians than in all of Canada. I would never say get rid of the current system, but allowing a 2 tier system would be best for Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 10, 2013, 6:06 pm, #250315
You act as though that's a bad thing, Please remember that very one working in the UK pays what is known as National Insurance to pay for the healthcare system plus it keeps it out of private hands which tend to bugger it up.
Cannabal - October 9, 2013, 7:08 pm, #250301
"O Canada/ we have socialized medicine!"
Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 6:50 am, #250285

Ditto fron Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 8, 2013, 3:37 pm, #250261
I thank GOD that the health system in the UK is not run by the insurance industry. I would not want my life hanging on the word of non medically trained Call Centre Operator who works for a HMO.

EVIL - Rain terror on me!